#mcu mj

[thewrittenpodcast]

Harley: I HATE YOU

Peter: then next time don't steal my monopoly!

Ned: Harley, give Peter his 200 dollars, you landed on his property

Harley: no

Harley: he's in JAIL

Harley: I'm not giving money to a CRIMINAL

Peter: THATS NOT HOW YOU PLAY

Shuri, tired of this: Harley, why are you screaming

MJ: shut the fuck up Shuri, you don't get to talk after stealing my last railroad

Harley: I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN

Peter: ME TOO YOU THINK I WANTED THIS

[shriggy-the-rat-king]

turns this AU inside my mind like a rotisserie chicken... spiderwoman MJ my beloved

[random-lil-illing]

(im just really bored and love rarepairs but i cant decide which one i love the most.)

[shydaydreamer28]

The leading men of the MCU with their most cherished loved one.

And then there's Strange...

Drinking alone at his ex's wedding.

After spending the night alone, naked in bed watching videos of said ex.

God this is sad. Lmao

But since he is still being written as a stubborn asshole who doesn't know how to act or treat people, his loneliness is well earned & deserved.

This is how bad the writing for his character has gotten. MoM was the Factory Reset button. Now we have to start from scratch with his character development.

[demigod-of-the-agni]

“We’ve crossed paths way more than you realize. I guess I just wanted to be seen for once.”

For @pepperminttegan's beautiful work A Hurtful Clarity, featuring psychopomp MJ!!! God I am SOO in love with her and this fic

[happydragon]

Marvel fans, I am in need of assistance with finding a fic. Basically Harley and Peter meet over text (or something along those lines) and become fast friends. One specific scene I remember was Harley surprising Peter with a visit and MJ saying something along the lines of if Harley was the reason Peter finally stood up to Flash.

Any help would be very much appreciated cuz I want to at least bookmark this fic for later!!

[pixiexdusts-world]

Incorrect quote

Peter: HEY HEY HEY! DON’T TOUCH THOSE!

Y/n, touching a figurine: Why? What’s wrong with touching a doll?

Peter: THAT IS NOT A DOLL! This is a figurine, thank you very much.

Mj, from afar: ITS JUST A STIFF DOLL!

Y/n: FIGURINE MY ASS! IT’S JUST A STIFF DOLL - as Mj said.

Peter: I hate all of you. That is a limited edition figurine I got from a conventio-

Y/n: *drops figurine on the ground*

Peter: -n. It was $100; all my money just went down the fucking drain.

[headcanonthings]

Ned: I want a cicada on one arm and a crayfish on the other. Ned: Tattoos I mean. I’m not like, taking a couple invertebrates out on the town. MJ: You should, I bet they would have a lovely time with you.

[jennrypan]

it's ironic zendaya in real life is super fashionable but in movie she just unfashionable outcast. Dammit mcu zendaya even posted on instagram she dye her hair red

LITERALLY. ZENDAYA IS SO PRETTY AND YET??

They made her some lame, cynical outcast?? Like she's still gorgeous but why is MJ not allowed to be this popular, fashionable actress anymore?? She hasn't been the old MJ for a while and I MISS that. I'm soo tired if girl characters having the most boring fashion

(Also..I really miss comic accuracy. Like..they couldn't give Zendaya red hair??? Red braids? Have her(MJ) dye her hair instead of being born with it?? Like..lord. got everything else near right )

Hopefully..if the MCU makes a new Spiderman movie, we have that MJ getting more confident and sure of herself, like she starts standing out more and she starts acting like comic MJ (But with her cynical perspective still and her support cuz I LOVED how supportive she was of Peter fr)

[obsidianstrawberrymilk]

Tbh one of my main problems with MCU MJ is how she feels more like a bad adaptation of Gwen Stacy than like the writers even tried to make her MJ

[photos-or-inkblots]

what would it take to get spider-man 4 reference Mike and Rachel meeting for the first time in Suits when Peter and MJ eventually cross paths, give or take a few years since the spell

“Peter Parker? Hi, I’m Michelle Jones. I’ll be giving you your orientation.”

“Oh, wow, you’re…”

“Save your breath. We can get it out of the way that I am not interested.”

“I’m sorry, I, I wasn’t trying to-”

“Hit on me? Please, I've given dozens of these and, without fail, whatever new hotshot it is thinks that I will be blown away by their good looks and blinding list of achievements. Let me assure you, I won't.”

“I was. I was hitting on you.”

“You were. Take notes, I’m not going to repeat myself.”

(Whispers) “I love you.”

[thewrittenpodcast]

Ned: hey why you do that i was about to deliver killer opps to the power grade

MJ: you were about to shut down the Internet?

Ned: no I was about to DELETE the Internet

Peter: Fuck yes!!

Tony: nO-

Tony: I THOUGHT THIS WAS A POWERPOINT FOR IT CLASS

[shriggy-the-rat-king]

back at it again with my Spider MJ AU ✨

[3kk0-0]

PEOPLE PEOPLE, WHY ARENT THERE ANY MJ OR KC COOPER FICS?? SPECIFICALLY ON WATTPAD?? Like- ain’t no way y’all aren’t in love with them? Zendaya is so fcking gorgeous and I love her. And MJ is literally just…GAHHHH- I’d literally die for an MJ fic. All I can think about is a poly Peter and MJ + reader\oc 😭😭🙏🙏🙏

[fieldsofview]

God every time I hear Anyway by Noah Kahan I think of MJ in No Way Home and how she feels about Peter and his whole situation, ending when she knows everything is going to end and he'll be all alone and how much it hurts her